Candy Slice of Life » Video http://candyslice.com A Sweet Little Conservative Blog Wed, 20 Apr 2011 18:45:38 +0000 en hourly 1 Powershift? Dolts on Parade with Pelosi’s Blessing http://candyslice.com/2011/04/powershift-dolts-on-parade-with-pelosis-blessing/ http://candyslice.com/2011/04/powershift-dolts-on-parade-with-pelosis-blessing/#comments Wed, 20 Apr 2011 17:39:02 +0000 Master of the Domain http://candyslice.com/?p=774
Words can barely describe this, but hey what the heck…  First of all, we’ve got the Nouveau-Hippies who have no purpose, don’t really want a purpose, but want everyone else to think they have and want a purpose in life.  They say stuff like

I don’t like money that much.  It, like, disassociates you from your food.  I’m like ‘I just have $5.00 so I’m just going to pay you this. Thank you for your food and thank you goodbye.’

Oh and this!

Do we ever think about us as a species and Transcending the Planet? To be able to leave the planet and to see the planet reproduce another species like ourselves that has the ability to reach a higher awareness and a higher level of life.

Dude – that’s already happened.  We’re called Conservatives!

This is a great video from Andrew Breitbart…

]]> http://candyslice.com/2011/04/powershift-dolts-on-parade-with-pelosis-blessing/feed/ 0 The new Government Auto Warranty Program! http://candyslice.com/2009/04/the-new-government-auto-warranty-program/ http://candyslice.com/2009/04/the-new-government-auto-warranty-program/#comments Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:03:03 +0000 http://candyslice.com/?p=431 No need to worry. The Obama’s administration’s got your GM or Chrysler covered. Everyone calm down now…

]]> http://candyslice.com/2009/04/the-new-government-auto-warranty-program/feed/ 0 SNL Doesn’t "Get" that Obama is Funny http://candyslice.com/2009/03/snl-doesnt-get-that-obama-is-funny/ http://candyslice.com/2009/03/snl-doesnt-get-that-obama-is-funny/#comments Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:06:50 +0000 http://candyslice.com/?p=416 I actually watched the first ever Saturday Night (which is what it was called before the word “Live” was added). The highlight of my week as a little kid was staying up after my parents went to bed on Saturday and hearing Chevy Chase as President Ford shouting, “Live from New York it’s Saturday Night!” Gerald Ford wasn’t even particularly funny, but Chevy Chase took his tiny bits of clumsiness and created several funny openers.

Dan Ackroyd was even funnier as Jimmy Carter who even lusted after Sherry Lewis in his heart. Dana Carvey created comedy gold from a lack luster George H. W. Bush. Phil Hartman gave us Reagan with rosy cheeks, but you’ll have to forgive me, I didn’t watch the show much in those years so my recollection is not that great; however, I do remember this sketch:

 

 

But Hartman also did a great Clinton which was taken over by Darrel Hammond. Finally we had Will Farrel as George W. Bush giving us that great word, “Strategery.”

For goodness sakes, SNL has even given us parodies of presidential candidates. Does anyone remember Dana Carvey debating himself playing George H.W. Bush and Ross Perot? Norm MacDonald was excellent as Bob Dole.

The point is, SNL was always able to take even unfunny presidents and candidates and create memorable caricatures. So what’s up with their portrayal of Barack Obama? Are they afraid? Apparently I’m not the only one noticing SNL’s lack of humor.

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